The name's Cat, James Cat

People said it couldn't be done. That the role was written as a white man and that the films should never deviate from that original concept.

Time will not look back fondly on those naysayers. Barriers have been broken. The floodgates are now open.

Meet the newest James Bond. Cat Silverman.

Tim Hardy works on a computer with his favourite fat pussy cat
No. I ex-cat you to die
Many thought that Tom Hardy was a shoe-in to become the latest incarnation of James Bond. Little did people know that he was never in pole position. He always intended to take on the role of Q if offered and he had in fact been the most vocal (behind the scenes at least) supporter of Cat Silverman getting the lead role.

Tom and Cat have been friends for decades and it's well known in certain circles that Tom only got into film in order to help out his good buddy one day land the suavest role in Hollywood.

Mission accomplished.

(Cat has signed a 6 picture deal that will see him earn a scary amount of money. Don't blow it all on Catnip)


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